Stupid Blondes1. How does a blonde kill a fish?
Drowns it
2. How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
3. How does a blonde kill a bird?
Throws it off a cliff
4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Tell her to go find a corner in a round room
5. How do you get rid of a blonde?
Tell her to go take a long walk on a short cliff